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These Neon Green and Pink fanny packs are packed with everything you and your friends will need on spring break, a Fraternity Party, Bachelor party, Bachelorette party, library study session, prom, and any other wheels off event. The neon fanny pack is back baby and these are essential to any Greek system mixer and make a fantastic fraternity theme party idea! If you need me to personally tell you why you need a neon fanny pack at your college party, then email me at
sam@partypacksam.com! Ask about bulk order discounts for greek life. See the Partypacks on youtube! The following examples are just a few reasons why this fanny pack is a must have at every party.
- The fanny packs hold up great at foam parties and make great Fraternity party supplies
- Defines sweetness at Bachelor and Bachelorette parties so everyone can be bosses together
- Are essentials for Fraternity and sorority mixers because these waist bags are loud and outrageous
- 80’s parties. 80’s = Neon pink and green Fanny packs, neon sunglasses and radical tattoos
- PartyPacks are the ultimate birthday or Christmas gift for your little brother
- Small dogs and wildlife can comfortably fit in the neon bum bag.
- Prom! All the guys have tuxedos, but you have a tuxedo and a neon waistbag!
You also could look this good!
Let’s break down what this fanny pack comes with!
Fanny Packs: Go from zero to hero by simply fastening this party beast around your waist! – A great place to hold your cell phone and secrets! – Wearing a neon pink or green fanny pack is comparable to wearing jet pack!
Neon Sunglasses: Nothing says you are down to party more than sexy love sunglasses.
Wet T-shirt Cannon: 9/10 times when a squirt gun is busted out at party it ends up in wet T Shirts and drunk love!
Party Beads: Cleavage will magically appear like fat kids around cupcakes when waving beads!
Bracelets: One wrist jingle while wearing these bracelets, and the opposite sex will appear ready to mingle, dance, spoon, skivvy, soak, dazzle, balm, frisk, stiffen, Dougie, Wop and snog!
Condoms: Protect your pet Unicorn’s horn… or you could save a half eaten banana… Place one on the end of a shower head for a fun bursting load of a joke… Catch electric eels in the gulf… you get the point.
Beer Pong Balls: You never know when 3 hot chicks with bangin cleavage want to play beer pong
Shot Glass: When not holding the agave plant’s sweet nectar, this device can be used to store small items like earrings and small plastic kangaroos.
Tattoo: Yes that is a Dragon resting on a razor sharp ninja sword with the Japanese character “Denim Venom.” Nuff Said!
Official Drinking Game Rules: You think your brother’s girlfriend from the dismal party school Ithica knows the right rules to Kings cup? No way, These are the go to rules real party hounds follow.
Scavenger Hunt: Be the first one of your friends to make out with a rando in the hotel lobby! There are 4 scavenger hunts for your type of party!
Sex Sauce: This is like ketchup, and should be used with everything. Lube solves 92% of sticky situations, according to a recent Reader’s Digest poll.
Mystery Gift???? Thats right, you might get a sweet 80′s shirt or something from my dog in the back yard. Just kidding, all mystery gifts are legit!
How much better will my life be?
- Your College Party will be way better with a fanny pack!
- Look 34% better looking while wearing a neon pink fanny pack
- Lube solves 3 out of 5 major life problems
- This sexy frat boy above now owns a sweet go cart!
- The fanny pack makes you dance like a naked mole rat. Somehow this Spring Break Party Pack cures rickets. LMFAO wrote the song “Party Rock Anthem” about this PartyPack
Okay.. I need this epic neon fanny pack, Now what???
